I’m getting pretty excited for the goat roast in my back yard. It’s bring your own goat, but I don’t think that’ll be a problem. Who doesn’t have a goat lying around, for Pete’s sake? It’s 2012. And if you don’t, if you’re not on the bandwagon or you’re some kind of hipster, you can pick one up at Davis Farmland in Sterling for like fifty bucks. Just, please, kill it before you come over. This is a family event.