As you might imagine, the opportunity to work under my tutelage might present itself, if one is lucky, just once in a lifetime, so competition is understandably fierce. You should see the pile of applications on my desktop - a desert of hope with dust ball tumbleweeds. To be fair, I grab one at random. I check it for spelling and proper grammar. I read the required essay and letters of recommendation. Sometimes I’ll find an application so imperfect I’ll feel compelled to post it to my facebook fan page as a warning. Sorry kid, go to Harvard if that’s the best you can do. Other times, rarely I should say, I’ll begin the long and arduous interview process. The first step is the humiliation module, as I like to call it. It tests the applicant’s strength of character. If you work here, I will humiliate you. That is a promise. It also lets me know if the applicant will do anything I say, no questions asked, because that is the type of operation I run. Today I have an applicant for a 2018 opening. We begin with the banana dance.
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